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Tools built by a retired fed, for retired feds.

Calm, accurate tools for the federal-retirement maze. The parts the official guidance glosses over. Start with the OPM Retirement Tracker.

OPM’s September 2026 report: 8,814 cases in the retirement backlog, the lowest in the four-year record. Average processing 56 days for digital cases, 149 for paper. See the monthly record →

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Backlog Watch: OPM’s number, the day it lands.

OPM posts its backlog number once a month and overwrites the old one. We save the new number the day it lands and send it to you.

One email a month with OPM’s new backlog number, plus a short note when a new free tool ships. No spam, no selling your address. Unsubscribe anytime.